What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Get a gift card or two recently? Remember, they will eventually expire. Why not invest in something that will not "expire" until sometime after we all evolve into tiny rocket-powered space penguins? Amazon.com is selling uranium. Really! This could be the perfect addition to your A.C. Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab (which Radar Magazine rated the fourth worst toy ever created).

Get Your BSG On

Down your stims in style! That's right, colonists, the fourth season of Battlestar Galactica is coming soon. Now, just in time for your holiday shopping, official merchandise is available online. Two words just seem to say morning to me. One is "coffee". The other is... printed on the cup.

Spy Cam

With a high resolution built into its brim, this baseball cap is just right for those wishing to make their own reality TV shows...or spy on their co-workers, etc. The system is supplied with a colour digital video recorder/monitor so small that it will fit into a cigarette pack and is remotely controlled.

for Tyler

More hair than usual...

ChiChiChiChia!

Edible Arrangements

New meaning for the words "fruit basket". But seriously, these look good! And a better alternative than flowers for some!