Bulbous Relief for the Antisocial

Now, you can look like one of Dark Helmet's troopers and protect yourself from other folks' noise, sights, and harmful auras. Probably a good deterrent from unwanted offers of "companionship", too. However, there is a danger that you will wind up being tossed back and forth between groups of drunken frat-boys, so use with caution.
For Patrick









