...Dirty Ape!

Smarter than college kids? The Japanese have gone way out of their way to side with the apes on this one. In their secret, evil laboratories, they have proven that their chimpanzees are smarter than their college kids. That probably makes the chimps about five times as smart as anyone else on the planet. Almost on cue, one of the more promising study participants (we'll call him Mr. Bobo) stole a gat from a guard, threw a fistful of poo at a research assistant, and insisted that someone tell him why his uncle Carl never returned from that space mission back in the 60s. He also wanted to know why The Hoff keeps getting work. This can't end well.

Pie in the Eye

Take that, you little stick-legged... Ever have the uncontrollable urge to hit an unsuspecting insect (we're talking actual insects, now) in the face with a pie? Me either. Anyhoo, here's a video of some of our diminutive biosphere roommates getting the Bill Gates treatment.

Is It an EVIL Prairie Dog?

Okay, Look Casual

Don't stare at the apes Zoo in Antwerp asks guests to avoid making eye contact with other apes. Belgians reply, "What do you mean other apes?"

2 chickens break up rabbit fight

I don't know what you're talking about...

...so here's a penguin on a treadmill.