Wednesday, July 23
Error Number Wha..?

Here's an illustration that the best software failure is a public one. Just a picture, but it says loads.
Tuesday, July 22
Monday, July 21
Hey, Know-It-All!

Ever think we know it all? Well, check out these ten newly discovered species. Some are cool, some are unattractive, some are even familiar, but all are new to science. The only thing I know is that we'll never know everything.
Sunday, July 20
Saturday, July 19
Dance Gooood

Let Alfonso be your guide. He'll teach you to dance goooood. What? You don't trust a guy with a fake uber-mullet and a counterfeit Foo Manchu mustache?
Friday, July 18
Native Europhiles

A mounting body of scientific evidence is pointing to one immutable fact: your teachers were lying to you... again! It is becoming more and more apparent that the first "Americans" came from what is now Europe, not Asia as folks have been preaching from their respective pulpits. Now, all we need is some busted a&% politician or failing actor to take up the cause - 'cuz that's what passes for science these days, isn't it Al? Read on. You just might learn something.
Thursday, July 17
Finger Skeelz

If only soccer wasn't popular over here in the States solely with overweight, middle-aged women who are living vicariously through their academically underachieving children, this might have broader appeal. For what it's worth, nice dexterity. Should be well received in Europe... and the rest of the third world.
Wednesday, July 16
No Flip-Flops

Our company policy forbids the wearing of open toe sandals, popularly known as flip-flops, whilst engaged in professional duties within the office. This time they mean to enforce the rule, dammit! Oh, and wear a shirt. Nobody wants to see your doughy-bad self.
Tuesday, July 15
Iron Sequel

A sequel already, you say? Yup! The original movie was so successful that there is already a sequel. Really. Yeah, really.
For Margaret Thatcher
Monday, July 14
Recycle Them?

So, you can recycle babies? Either somebody over at The Weather Channel has a sense of humor or a really bad idea got through the editing process. I'm betting against the whole sense of humor thing.
For Pappy, Mama Mel, and brand new Seamus II
Classic...

Classic movie bloopers, that is! From a bygone era before people made bloopers intentionally, just so they could include a blooper reel with the DVD, come some actual movie bloopers. Some of these clips feature the biggest stars of their day, and even a man who would become President of the United States. That's right, civil servant Tina, Lindsay Lohan is in there. Just keep staring at the screen.