Sunday, September 30
USB Bun Warmer
Yes, it warms your buns. With USB-everything these days, it's nice to see something for those cold winter days in the priarie dog village. Just be sure to heed any "USB Overcurrent" warnings you get from now on. Warm buns - nice; Toasted buns - well, that would be like burning popcorn in the microwave. Fun for you, but annoying to the rest of the prairie dogs.
Saturday, September 29
Stop Touching Me!
Jeff Dunham and the skeletal terrorist. Ventriloquist Juff Duhnam interviews a [former] suicide bomber. I don't know why I LMAO... I just LMAO.
Friday, September 28
Thursday, September 27
Wednesday, September 26
Diving deeper into BioShock's story
2K Boston creative director Ken Levine explains the meaning behind the madness of Rapture in a spoiler-ridden interview about his underwater first-person shooter.
Mine's Bigger!
The Paintball Panzer is here. For all you guys out there who have some... er... let's say inadequacies you desperately need to overcompensate for (and those who wish they did). Man, Freud would have a field day with this one. You can, too, for as little as $150 (USD).
Tuesday, September 25
But Mom Says I'm Never Wrong
Well, maybe your mommy is an idiot. File this under the heading "just because you can, doesn't mean you should". A bicycle for two is dumb enough, but how about sitting side by side? Some inventors just needed some tougher love, I guess.
Monday, September 24
Friday, September 21
How Alien Hand Syndrome Works
Alien hand syndrome is a rare neurological disorder in which one hand functions involuntarily, with the victim completely unaware of its action.
Thursday, September 20
The Zombie of Montclaire Moors
Arrives in 3 pieces. Now all I need is the Big Foot Garden Yeti to complete my "Excentric Neighbor" series.
Wednesday, September 19
Tuesday, September 18
Recover This!
Recover This! - Drive Slagging:
"Our prognosis: drive slagging is a fool-proof method to prevent data recovery."
Monday, September 17
Pay Up!
Where's my money..? It's Monday morning, and if there is just one thing I learned this weekend, it was to pay up if you ever owe money to a baby.
Sunday, September 16
What the F----?
The Sopranos - if the networks ever got hold of them. Brought to you by those crazy folks at MAD TV.
Friday, September 14
Mascot Fight!
What the heck..? The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting cooler and football is in the air. You know it's that time of the year again. It's time for Mascot Fighting!
Thursday, September 13
Death Star Orientation
It's important to know a few simple rules. Like when Lord Vader waives his hand at you, pretend to be choking.
Wednesday, September 12
Popular Drugs - Ominous Labels
Mental Floss provides a little quiz that gives you a chance to match the drug to the safety information taken from its warning label.
No Star Trek Future
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen):
"There's almost a kind of hopeless optimism hidden here. Besides the whole uprising thing, it still implies that mankind was able to, with hardware and software, create a race of beings that are actually way better than humanity. Think about that the next time Windows Vista stops and asks you if it has permission to run a program you just freaking told it to run 4 seconds ago."
Tuesday, September 11
Iron Man
I am Iron Man. They use Ozzie's immortal tune and the hero kicks some serious terrorist butt. What more do you neeed in a movie?
Monday, September 10
Sunday, September 9
Saturday, September 8
28 toy stores for cube dwellers
28 toy stores for cube dwellers
(btw, I have a problem pronouncing "toy stores" ever since those Pixar movies came out.)