The Wookiee and the Ewok
Friday, August 31
Thursday, August 30
The Areas of My Expertise
New paperback edition. Still no spine camera.
With bonus rendition of Coulton performing with hundreds of Zombies.
Wednesday, August 29
Demonic Amphibian
Straight from the bowels of hell! Just keep telling yourself that it's only a video. Sleep well..!
Ball-in-a-Cup
Hey, kids, it's ball-in-a-cup! Forget your Wii! Never mind organized sports! Turn your back on strategy games! Ball-in-a-cup is here, and it's applying for legal resident status.
Tuesday, August 28
Dis and Dat
British scientists discover T-Rex could outrun David Beckham. Leave it to the British to take comparitive studies to new heights of absurdity. Next up in the scientific nonsense queue -
- Who tasted better on a sandwich: Stegosaurus or Benny Hill?
- Which politician was more annoying: Ankylosaurus or Benjamin Disraeli?
- Which comedian was taller: Iguanodon or John Cleese?
Monday, August 27
Sunday, August 26
Saturday, August 25
Zombies
Zombies - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
- 1 Origins
- 2 Instructions for operating your Zombie
- 3 Troubleshooting zombies
- 4 Zombie types
- 5 G-Y Zombies
- 5.1 Slow-Dumb Zombie
- 5.2 Fast-Dumb Zombie
- 5.3 Slow-Smart zombie
- 5.4 Fast-Smart zombie
- 5.5 Smelly Liberal Hippie zombie
- 5.6 "Oh sh_t" zombie
- 5.7 Mispelled zombie
- 5.8 Awsome Zombie
- 5.9 Zombie Grue
- 5.10 Rage zombie
- 5.11 Pageant zombie
- 5.12 Dancing zombie
- 5.13 Female zombie
- 5.14 Politician
- 5.15 Zombies Only You Can See
- 5.16 Zombie Soldiers
- 5.17 Zoombie
- 5.18 Zoombini
- 5.19 Stubbs the Zombie
- 5.1 Slow-Dumb Zombie
- 6 The Real Deal
- 7 Where do zombies come from?
- 8 Zombies
- 9 See also
- 10 External links
Friday, August 24
Thursday, August 23
The Ultimate Gaming PC For Under $1000!
Want to play all the hot PC titles this fall, but your rig isn't up to snuff? Take a look at The Ultimate Gaming PC!
I may just build one of these myself. I checked the numbers at a popular hardware vendor, and this guy comes in just under a grand. So you would be getting a deal if he builds it for you.
Wednesday, August 22
Lost Sneak Peek
Lost enough? Well, get ready to get even more lost in Lost (or Lost-er-er). Here's a sneak peek at a new subplot for the upcoming season. Remember that you saw it here first... then forget you ever saw it... then puzzle over what it all means, and why you didn't just spend more time with your family.
Tuesday, August 21
Flame War - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Flame Wars "are (sumthin 4 n00b lik u wudn't understand.)"
Monday, August 20
Sunday, August 19
Belkin N1 Vision
Belkin N1 Vision, the wireless router is "cool" again
Just got one of these. A little pricey but superfast, easy to configure and good-looking enough that the wife doesn't mind leaving it out where guests can see it. Can't say that about the old Linksys.
Saturday, August 18
Friday, August 17
Thursday, August 16
United Stuntmens Association
International Stunt School
now I know what to do with my GI Bill money...
Squashed Writers
ALL THE BOOKS YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO HAVE READ
In their own words... but magically Squashed into half-hour short stories...
Wednesday, August 15
Tuesday, August 14
Monday, August 13
SmartShopper
Grocery list maker for those that like technology, but want that piece of paper to leave in the shopping cart.
Ode to Benny
Well, it's Monday again. Let's start off with a tribute to Benny Hill. You might laugh, even if you're not British.
Sunday, August 12
On Your Right!
Watch out for those pesky mountain bikers - brought to you by the Nevada Commission on Tourism.
