MIT - American Education Status Quo

Spend a bazillion dollars to send junior to MIT and what does he do? He invents a blender that is voice activated... sort of. Well, it doesn't actually understand voice commands. The louder you yell at it, the faster it goes. Heck, I can do that. "Nerd, turn up the blender NOW! While you're at it, clean your room. Oh! And stop staring at your cousin while she eats! She has a restraining order and you know it!" Now, quickly folks, get back in there and talk to your relatives. Reading blogs all day will solve nothing.