Dis and Dat

British scientists discover T-Rex could outrun David Beckham. Leave it to the British to take comparitive studies to new heights of absurdity. Next up in the scientific nonsense queue -

- Who tasted better on a sandwich: Stegosaurus or Benny Hill?
- Which politician was more annoying: Ankylosaurus or Benjamin Disraeli?
- Which comedian was taller: Iguanodon or John Cleese?