How You Like Me Now, Punk?

Little old lady gets fastest connection on Earth. Hmmm. Who needs a really, really fast Internet connection in their home? Maybe someone who works for NASA? How about someone who monitors the security of nuclear stockpiles? Maybe a leader of a country? Forget them! The winner of the fastest ever home connection goes to... a little old lady in Sweden who doesn't even Ebay! As I keep telling folks, the world is not a fair and wonderous place; It's just the stage for a bunch of random events, and most of it smells like a dead otter that turned itself inside-out after a huge meal of rotting cabbage. Go take a nap.