Friday, May 9

jingle mail

The practice of abandoning one's house and mailing the keys back to the creditor because the mortgage is worth more than the house itself.

Why is the Rum Gone?


Captain Jack Sparrow learns an important lesson about responsibility... then raps about it. The tune's so catchy, you might just go pirate yourself. Yargh!

Thursday, May 8

Assume Your Positions!


Army guys egg cup

Fugedaboudit!

Dialect Map of American English

Never Lose Your Door Again!


Glow-in-the-dark doorknob covers help you find your door at night

Dissin' Your Dog


In a classic SNL skit, we learn that dog training doesn't need to be violent, tiring, or even loud. It just has to be demeaning.

For Patrick, Melodie, and Seamus

Who's Newton?


Who's Newton? Well, it's not Isaac Newton...or Wayne Newton, or even Juice Newton for that matter.

See Newton in action

Wednesday, May 7

It's Called Customer Service


Don't even think about dissin' the Frog! Kermit will call your boss and get your sorry butt in a load of hurt.

Tuesday, May 6

This is Tuesday!


...and Tuesdays are madness. Get ready to get a tune lodged in that woefully undersized cranium of yours. This wolf's been out there in the wild for a while, but now it's coming right at you.

Sunday, May 4

Cylons P#$$ Me Off


Get in the fight to save the human race from the clutches of those evil, but oddly, quirkily endearing Cylon rat ba$#&*@s! "Official" propaganda posters are available on Amazon.com... Like if we were in a real war for our survival, the enemy wouldn't think to look there. Click on a pic to see them all.

So say we all!

Be Careful... It's the American Way


I'll bet you didn't know that Commies like to put bombs in kids' bicycles. Be careful and check.

This public service message brought to you by the fine folks at OpticalPoptitude, makers of chuckles, guffaws, "hey-what's-thats, and other merriment for several years

Thursday, May 1

googleDrive


Drive around Google Maps

Bored At Work?


Play Hangman in a variety of subjects.

Wednesday, April 30

Not the Gyroscopic Monowheel Either!


Gyroscopic...motorcycle...thingy...

Team Fortress 2 Free Weekend!

Team Fortress 2 is having a freeeee weekend of play May 2-4. If you have ever been remotely interested in these types of games, you must give this one a go.

...When Pigs Fly?


Concert promoters offer a $10K (USD) reward and four lifetime passes to the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival for the safe return of a giant inflatable pig that floated away.

Inventors Are Lazy


10 Most Useless and Unnecessary Items of Crap

Monday, April 28

pintprice.com

the price of beer anywhere in the world

German for "Speed Bump"


If you've ever been to Germany, you already know how those folks are about rules... and uniforms for that matter. Well, take some advice weary traveler. Don't speed past crazy German inventors' houses more than once.

Sunday, April 27

Doggy Dream Homes

Luxury dog houses for your little angel.

Yetisburg

This War's Anything but Civil.

Is That The Seat?


I know what you're thinking, "Oh, no! Not another gyroscopic monowheel..!" Well, yes. And it looks like another "inventor" is a South Park fan.

Friday, April 25

Joe Dirt: The Missing Years


You might have seen this, but what the heck, it's Friday. Do you know your rights. To our friends overseas, we Americans are not all like this... and you have to deal with the French.

Cosmic Hit-and-Run


Hubble used as intergalactic dashboard camera. And it captures images of some really, really, really big collisions - galaxy on galaxy style.